the best part of 2013 was when those 2 guys illegally climbed the pyramids in egypt and took photos of it
i mean like
i wanna lie on the floor and not think for a month or two.
Dad said if this gets 600,000 notes I can get a American Eskimo Puppy like this one
I always wanted a dog. Please he doesn’t think its possible even though the chicken thing happened He has money saved and is more than willing if it happens.
bitch were getting you a puppy ok
CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW IN THE FIRST ONE THEY’RE HOLDING HANDS TO MAKE AN IMPRESSION BUT IN THE SECOND ONE THEY’RE HOLDING HANDS FOR EACH OTHER
This crotch is on fiiiiiiiiireeeeee
u can use croutons for condoms if u believe
In a special thing
Its called love
well I believe in fucking salad, Italian dressing for lubrication
I HEARD A DOG BARK TODAY AND I BARKED BACK AND IT REPLIED THE EXACT SAME WAY AND WE WENT BACK AND FORTH UNTIL MY FRIEND TOLD ME THAT IT WAS JUST MY VOICE ECHOING AND I HAD BEEN BARKIG BY MYSELF FOR 5 MINUTES STRAIGHT
BUT WHO BARKED THE FIRST TIME
"what music do you like?" is such a stressful question like what do you want to know??? genres?? artists?? albums??? time periods?? 25 most played?? what i’m currently listening to??? what i listen to at different times of the day?? be more specific??????
what if everyone in the entire world clapped at the exact same time? would it be really loud or would you only hear the claps close to you omfg i can’t think straight
i think about this post a lot
The gripping sequel. The holding sequel. The squeezing sequel. Sequel, get off me.
God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him.
this is the downfall of man. this planet needs to burn