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lotrfrk18:

Meanwhile, Sherlock.

This may literally be my favorite 5 seconds in the entire show.

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rain-force:

plot twist: you scream to your mom who’s in her room to come to the table because you already made the dinner

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theinnkeeperlibrarian:

leepacey:

a restaurant in my hometown got a review that said the servers should “show some skin” so the owner added a potato skin special to the menu and all the proceeds from the special go to the west virginia foundation for rape information services (x)

That’s exactly the appropriate response.

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neptunain:

go into a starbucks in NYC and say very loudly into your phone “this movie script is stale and trite! we need some new talent, someone with a fresh outlook” and wait

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gelatins:

kids born in 2000 never have to worry about forgetting how old they are

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entirelymyownworld:

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hhelenaharper:

why is this in my house

hhelenaharper:

why is this in my house

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reasons why periods suck

homoish:

  • u get horny over fucking everything
  • blood
  • you fucking ruin your panties
  • fuck
  • what the hell
  • people just fucking stop
  • this list is fucking awful

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disparateyouth:

is that dirt on my computer screen or punctuation               .

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jaclcfrost:

they may be a minor character but they are a major character in my heart

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prozdvoices:

Anonymous said:

Hey dude I love your dramatic readings. Anyway, can you read the name of every state in America in the most seductive way possible? In alphabetical order please.

what the fuck

Why

Well, OKAY.

Saying the Names of All 50 States in Alphabetical OrderSeductively

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