18 minutes ago
158,998 notes

super-mario-rpg:

roxenfel:

the nintendo ds came out 10 years ago

image

18 minutes ago
293,914 notes

shezzablue:

nonsensicalnoelle:

oscarwildeis-dead:

frosty-the-vegan:

tribecalledself:

Take note: Different forms of intimacy. 

I would feel so bad washing this off, holy shit

You could take a bath afterward with the artist and they can wash it off for you so you don’t feel responsible for their work. But also, it could teach the same kind of patience and concept that nothing lasts forever, similarly to the Tibetan Buddhist sand mandala tradition. And it could be just another step in your process of intimacy. Just a thought. 

I want to paint on someone holy shit.

Boy I tell you what. 200K notes would have been great exposure when I did the same thing. 

18 minutes ago
316,321 notes
hotelmario:

yungbiochemist:

Kush entirely too fucking loud

hotelmario:

yungbiochemist:

Kush entirely too fucking loud

19 minutes ago
5,725 notes

heyshezza:

i-am-greg-lestrade:

fordeisbored:

don-gately:

cumberbear:

image

There is no escape from this. 

….. fuck.

NO

GOD DAMN IT

CRAP

19 minutes ago
630,828 notes

istoleyourpanties:

quarterclever:

especiallygoodfinder:

nepeter:

australians dont have sex

australians mate

I spat out my coffee

sorry about your image

frICK

19 minutes ago
76,299 notes

thefaultinourfandoms:

i swear to god I’m such a low maintenance friend like you could have not spoken to me for months and ill still be like yEAH FRIEND HI 

19 minutes ago
72,059 notes

dovvnload:

My parents believe that I’m the only teenager that: is lazy, stays up late, has a messy room, is constantly emitting high energy gamma rays & levitates in midair while chanting in an unknown language

19 minutes ago
92,809 notes

unclefather:

gf: Come over

me: i can’t i’m skiing

gf: I have dog treats

me: image

20 minutes ago
79,465 notes

egberts:

"you stole that joke from tumblr" i posted that joke to tumblr

20 minutes ago
77,610 notes

wifipasswords:

posting a selfie like

image

20 minutes ago
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21 minutes ago
367,690 notes

arrogantdad:

my mom told me that in high school she use to get boyfriends at the beginning of February so they had enough time to get her a valentines day gift and then break up with them the day after and just keep the gift and one day she told her parents about it and they made her keep her boyfriend at least until the end of February and so she did and that boy is now my dad

21 minutes ago
13,783 notes

jolivet:

teamladsvsteamgents:

hurdygurdyflurdy:

I don’t know which is better, the fact that this commercial exists or that it’s for a real product.

Lemme fucking tell you something, this shit fucking WORKS. Like damn we have a bottle at my house and IT’S FUCKIN GREAT.

I kept seeing this pop up during my Youtube searches and I FINALLY WATCHED IT AND I AM SO GLAD I DID.

21 minutes ago
222,060 notes

whorville:

I don’t have the patients to be a doctor

21 minutes ago
372,840 notes

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