How to perfectly fold a t-shirt.
sam’s ‘rebellious stage’ was going to school. going to motherfucking school.
and john was like “SAM WHY YOU SO REBELLIOUS. STOP BEING SO DIFFICULT AND COME AND KILL VAMPIRES WITH ME AND YOUR BROTHER.”
At age 17, she wants to be an animator.
At age 20, she´s an animator.
At age 29, she´s still an animator, people loves her for what she does.
At age 35, she and her husband celebrate 10 years happily together.
At age 40, her first born is an adult- handsome man/beautiful woman.
At age 50, we´re grand parents now.
At age 55, she wacthes her own fairytales in the TV with her grand children.
At age 60, she´s so glad that she didn´t give up.
reblogging for that^^^^^
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have you tried turning it off and on again?
me tryin to look at your dick
IT EXPLAINS WHY SAM ALWAYS HAS WI-FI
blaze it, i whisper as i light my homework on fire
Abandoned 123 year old school
It’s my fucking dream to gather a group of friends and explore a place like this.
Sure, there might be some murders but the survivor will have a story of a lifetime.
DO NONE OF YOU WATCH HORROR MOVIES OR SUPERNATURAL JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DON’T
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why are girls like “oh it’s december i need a boyfriend to keep me warm” no you can buy a coat like the rest of the single people
I T TRIED TO ANSWER ONE OF THE TMI QUESSTNION ANS INSTEAD I ACCIDENTAL;LY MIXED TWO OF THEM TOGETHER AND HIT PUBLISH SO I JUST PUBLISHED AN ASK IMPLYING THAT I TRIED TO PUT A PIECE OF TOAST INTO MY VAGINA
PLEASE STOP REBLOGGING THIS I JUST WANT TO FORGET
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knows nothing about cars
would be able to spot a ‘67 Chevy Impala from the 53rd floor of a building
through the fog
If you ever want to write your name in enochian
I FEEL SO DAMN SORRY FOR MYSELF TO HAVE BECOME SUCH A FAN BUT NOW I KNOW WHAT WILL DO THE WHOLE MATH LESSON
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